Person-Sized Bison

[00:00] You got to get into aetherium, bro. You gotta get you some aetherium diversify, you know, I
[00:07] Do love the idea
[00:11] Jaws if you just had a bro in there
[00:16] Hey, man, I think we're gonna need a bigger boat
[00:20] I wonder if it's a different movie instead of the salty sea captain
[00:24] We do under Google's that was the play of super excited told us we had to
[00:44] You said we signed up for it in the end it's gonna be better and more true than Google can give you
[00:53] All right
[00:55] You want to crack crack open under Google? Sure. I've got it. I got a couple pressing ones. I think from my
[01:02] from my time
[01:05] With a patreon or previous patreon Mike Morrow
[01:10] Is he still doing that? If not, that's a good question. Give him a hard time
[01:15] But he had a lot of things to say he had a lot of questions. And so
[01:22] Hit you up with one of them
[01:24] Cool. Oh
[01:27] Okay, I think this is fun and you might know the answer right away. And if you do then
[01:32] Then we can move on to his second question
[01:35] Which is also fun. So we were we were talking about so we saw some bison
[01:42] While we were on our trip to Gatlinburg and we were talking about how we've done and under Google about how Buffalo aren't really a thing
[01:51] that they're all misnomers that basically everything's bison and
[01:56] We stood to do Rome, right?
[01:58] No, they don't and they're not nickels and all of it's a lie Joey. You've been lied to your entire life
[02:04] There's no Buffalo
[02:07] It's in a song though. Look go back and listen to the episode everything should be bison
[02:12] Well, we'll maybe a link to the episode when we post this
[02:17] but he then said I
[02:20] Which I thought was really interesting was the buffalo bills
[02:25] My entire life because their mascot is a buffalo. I thought their mascot was a buffalo
[02:31] but
[02:33] really, they're
[02:34] from Buffalo
[02:36] So what the heck is a Buffalo bill? And I said it's a play on
[02:43] Buffalo bill that's what I always thought it was I thought it was a play on both because what?
[02:50] Like you're not gonna be bills. What are what are bills? What are bills? So bill Buffalo bill
[02:57] was a
[02:59] use a
[03:00] Sharpshooter out in like, right Oklahoma
[03:04] Like what does that have to do with Buffalo?
[03:08] I think Oklahoma. I think Thunder, you know
[03:11] Also, wasn't that the bad guy in Silence of Lambs?
[03:16] Yeah
[03:17] Like what's going on here?
[03:19] Well, what do you want us to tackle who was Buffalo bill or why are the Buffalo bills named Buffalo bills both?
[03:25] okay, Buffalo bill was like a
[03:28] if I remember correct a
[03:31] showman
[03:32] Fencing himself to be of the Wild West and they would do you know your shows
[03:38] shows yeah, where there was like fancy special shooting or like lassoing things and
[03:45] Generally, it was like a
[03:47] Hee-haw, but with less singing and more shooting
[03:51] Right and any Oakley was a part of this is right
[03:56] Yep, I don't ever may have been part of the Buffalo bill show. Okay, I think at some point
[04:05] Why the Buffalo bills are the Buffalo bills I have no idea
[04:09] I other than that it's a play on Buffalo bill
[04:12] But do you agree with him or because when he said I immediately thought the same thing
[04:16] I always thought the Buffaloes were the mascot
[04:20] And so the Buffaloes are the mascot
[04:22] Right, but like then why do you call yourself the Buffalo bills instead of the Buffalo Buffaloes?
[04:27] Good question. This is my this is his
[04:34] Yeah, I don't know I
[04:36] Have I I really have no theory right now. I think Buffalo Buffaloes just sounds terrible. It is a coherent phrase according to Jason
[04:46] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
[04:49] Yeah, yeah. No, it's you can go even further. It's like I think you can have string together
[04:54] Six or eight straight Buffaloes. That's a
[04:58] real sentence
[05:00] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
[05:05] Okay, or why not just be the Buffaloes
[05:10] It's probably not allowed when did the Buffalo bills come into existence
[05:16] The NFL franchise, okay, so it's 70s. Yeah
[05:21] Yeah, yeah, I don't think they were like original NFL
[05:27] I would you know what? I might say even the six. Okay, let's give them a 60s. Sure
[05:31] Let's say the Buffalo Bills came around in the 60s
[05:34] Buffalo bill the character is what 18?
[05:39] What good question, I would say late 19th century early 20th, so you're saying
[05:46] In 1890s to 1910 ish, okay
[05:52] I was gonna go a little earlier, but that's that that works for me
[05:56] Didn't they lose four straight Super Bowls? They did. Yeah
[06:00] Alternate that what like what else could a bill be?
[06:05] Well, uh money
[06:07] Sure, um duck duck bills an act of congress. Oh, there you go
[06:14] Well
[06:15] That's boring
[06:17] Yep
[06:18] Also, I don't think about Buffalo with that
[06:21] a uh
[06:23] Listing of the the the players in a play. Oh excellent a playbill
[06:28] Do you think it's a I was thinking like a electric bill, you know
[06:33] Well, yeah, it could be so you'd be charged for something
[06:36] That's a bummer. It's just like a bummer
[06:38] A
[06:40] Buffalo bummer, I guess, you know
[06:41] You you can take pride that you're you're paying a fair price for goods and services that you you've been provided to you
[06:49] I guess well, okay. So I guess the question would be if buffalo bill
[06:54] Is something that buffalo is claiming
[06:57] Was buffalo bill actually attached to buffalo the city or was he more attached to out west with the?
[07:03] Buffaloes, which we know now are bison
[07:07] um
[07:08] And then why would they claim him as their own?
[07:11] Maybe the
[07:13] The mascot is a bison
[07:15] Because they know what's up
[07:18] It's bison name
[07:21] Bill
[07:22] Oh, sure. Sure. We just named the bison bill
[07:27] But they say the buffalo bills
[07:29] Yeah, it's plural
[07:31] Maybe there's a couple maybe is bill
[07:33] Uh, you know how there are terms for uh, male and female
[07:40] Of different species like a doe and a stag yeah for deer is bill
[07:47] Like the the male version of a buffalo
[07:50] Sure, the buffalo bills
[07:52] Or the female like a heifer maybe they're very progressive and they were like way ahead of their time
[07:56] They're like we're gonna be though
[07:58] Or yeah, we were like, hey look, we don't want to identify your gender. You just decide on your own
[08:03] We're just gonna be like, you know your bill that doesn't come up when I see buffalo in the news though
[08:10] So, um, I like playbill somehow
[08:15] Um
[08:16] I just don't understand what else bills would be the bill of a of a cap
[08:21] You know like a duck bill
[08:25] Maybe the bison's name is william. Maybe they wanted to create a hybrid animal a half duck half
[08:33] Bison so it's like a platypus but bigger
[08:37] Yes
[08:40] What is it yeah, okay, so here's the real question why aren't they the buffalo platypi?
[08:46] pusses
[08:47] platypuses
[08:49] Because they don't they don't live there
[08:51] Before I look this up. So to get back to your question about buffalo bill and whether or not buffalo the city could claim him
[08:58] my
[08:59] recollection of buffalo bill is that he was
[09:04] Not necessarily a frontiersman but a
[09:08] actor
[09:10] Actor. Yes that may have come from like the east right and just played up the western
[09:16] side of his
[09:18] That could be confusing him. No, no, I I'm fine with that. I like that
[09:23] So perhaps he came from buffalo and so they are that was their homage to him
[09:29] But why so in the 1960s they were like, yeah buffalo bill everybody's heard of that
[09:35] Well back then people sure
[09:38] It was it was 100 year anniversary of
[09:41] His death or something
[09:43] I'm like, let's give it to buffalo bill
[09:46] Let's go with that
[09:49] He died in 1865 and in 1965. They named it after him. All right. Well that we're incorrect. So buffalo bill
[09:57] Uh
[09:58] Was a soldier a bison hunter and showman born in leclair. Iowa
[10:06] Before it was the state even and he grew up in ontario
[10:11] Canada mississauga and then settled in the kansas territory
[10:17] he
[10:19] Started working at the age of 11 after his father's death and became a writer for the pony express at age 15
[10:25] He was here for the union in the american civil war
[10:30] And was a scout for the army during the indian wars
[10:34] His legend began to spread when he was 23
[10:38] Shortly thereafter he performed in shows
[10:43] That displayed cowboy themes
[10:47] He founded buffalo bills wild west in 1883
[10:52] Taking his large company on tours in the united states beginning in 1887
[11:01] Okay, no, no, so 1883 started in the u.s. And in 1887 expanded to euro
[11:08] Was amy oakley a part of that we don't know. Yes. Yes
[11:13] So here here's what i've got on the uh, the buffalo bills
[11:18] So, uh, the team
[11:21] Was named after buffalo bill cody
[11:27] The name buffalo bills was chosen during a naming contest for buffalo's all-american football conference team
[11:34] The squad the squad was originally named the bison
[11:38] So it would have been the buffalo bison, which was redundant. And so the owner wanted to switch things up
[11:45] Uh, james f dyson wrote an essay comparing the team to a band of buffalo bills
[11:53] And uh, the owner james burrell
[11:57] Um, love the connection to the american frontier legend
[12:01] So you were right?
[12:03] I don't think I was right on anything, but you were right on the you you said it was named after buffalo
[12:09] What are you talking about that's exactly what
[12:11] You had the timeline and all that stuff with with the buffalo bill. That's just that's insane
[12:15] I think the buffalo bison's a way better name
[12:19] It's not redundant. We know that buffaloes aren't real bisons are the only real thing. So
[12:25] Well, i've got the thing that I think is probably most important here
[12:29] What's that? I was I was right about this
[12:32] The mascot his name is billy. It's william billy the buffalo nice
[12:38] You got to give the the long-form name
[12:41] And he is eight foot tall and on instead of numbers. He has a bb
[12:47] billy buffalo
[12:50] So is he does he stand up or is he eight foot tall like a
[12:56] Like a horse's back like what what do you call hands babe the blue ox? Yeah. Oh, we
[13:01] I mean it's a
[13:03] It's not a real buffalo. It's a
[13:05] Person in a suit Joey. There's no such thing as a real buffalo
[13:09] Uh, is it is it a bison? I said, I said, it's not a real buffalo
[13:15] But there's no thing
[13:17] Okay, you can't it's not that it's like there's no it's like it's not a real ghost, you know, like whatever
[13:25] Right, no one's claiming it's a real ghost john because those those aren't real my point
[13:31] So billy buffalo is eight foot tall
[13:35] Is he a standing man in an eight foot costume or is he a bison sized person?
[13:42] He's a person sized bison
[13:46] That that clears it all up I think
[13:53] Excellent, you're welcome. Like mario. We'll get this out to you in three or four months
[14:00] Keep that money flowing in
[14:03] All right team. I think wrap this up. Yeah. Yeah, I think we uh
[14:09] I think we we did a lot of good work here
[14:12] We will be back with you. I'm sorry. I just had to interrupt
[14:15] Um, I want to uh, Jason says we gotta wrap this up. I want to pee. I think we should just end that
[14:21] the show every week
[14:24] I'll let you make that choice i'll do the outro and uh
[14:28] You know if you don't love this outro, you can just do a cold cold clothes
[14:33] And then you can you can put a you can probably find a bathroom flush
[14:37] Just
[14:42] The other thing that i've decided i'm gonna start saying is
[14:44] Um, i've started this with my boss and i'm just i'm going with this with everybody
[14:49] um
[14:50] All right, take care go have sex with your wife
[14:53] That's how i'm just gonna say goodbye to people now
[14:55] Whether or not they're married. I mean, yeah, just go go have yourself some sex
[15:00] I don't know. Okay
[15:03] So, so I think we should end it and I gotta pee cool go have sex with your wife
[15:08] That's that what she just did every episode now
[15:11] All that's in there you can spice it together
[15:13] We just cut out the singing and all the stuff it just was
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[16:13] I don't
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