Feeling Yammy

[00:06] Oh, we doing under Google rules that was the playa super excited told us we had to
[00:17] say we said we signed up for it in the end it's gonna be better and more true
[00:25] than Google can give you driving out west to see my friend and Forster
[00:35] Harper and I was seeing lots of buffaloes and or bison potentially and I was
[00:45] wondering if we could break down the difference between a buffalo and a bison
[00:50] are the same for buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo is buffaloes or buffalo bison is
[01:00] by Cena I think is this plural of bison it really no you're about to throw me for
[01:08] a damn loop over here you said authoritative with that just bullshit
[01:12] okay bison is bison and buffalo is buffalo I believe I don't think there's
[01:17] buffaloes or bisons and we're not just in like a heifer cow bowl situation no I
[01:26] don't think so no no I don't think a steer do you think they're different
[01:29] species we think they're different I think there's yeah so it's not like a
[01:32] male-female differentiation I don't think so but I don't really know that's why I
[01:36] asked you guys because yeah all the cows have a million different names buffalo and
[01:43] by all over the everyone everyone yeah I mean everyone that's own probably is a
[01:47] different mm-hmm no but steer and heifer and bill a lot of them are named LC you
[01:54] know yeah cows are baby cows are named Joey's right so that was a solid hand the
[02:07] baton off on this thing he's on this thing buffalo and bison so I mean they're
[02:16] if nothing else they're very very similar like they're big cow type creatures
[02:23] hairy they got horns I probably got the humps they both got humps I don't know I
[02:30] feel like the bison has a hump and a buffalo doesn't have a hump okay I feel
[02:34] like a buffalo which they say they have a hump do they they just have like they've
[02:39] got some sort of not like a camel like their their their neck muscles have to
[02:47] be so big because their head is so huge in order to like hold them up well but I
[02:51] also think that like the neck muscle like I don't know if there's a water
[02:55] property to what they're doing in there like a camel but definitely part of it
[02:59] is not just holding up the gigantic head it's also forcing that gigantic head
[03:03] into like the murder part of another thing in size right sure sure because
[03:10] you got to murder that other guy to be so is one potential differentiation that
[03:17] bison have horns and buffalo don't a hundred I feel good or the other way I've
[03:23] seen it so we have a buffalo nickel I don't remember seeing horns on the
[03:27] buffalo nickel so do you still have the neck bump thing if you don't have the
[03:31] horns like you do you're just headbutting like a dumbass sheep yeah
[03:36] okay I think so so animals are dumb okay Roger the other potential difference I
[03:49] guess would be territory there's got to be a geographical difference like West
[03:55] isn't that when we met the bison and the buffalo out in the American West yeah
[03:59] but the West is huge yeah exactly so maybe it's like one side of the Rockies
[04:03] and the other okay I don't know fair enough all right so so you got bison on
[04:08] the front half and buffalo on the back half or maybe it's an elevation thing
[04:13] maybe like yeah one or like low down and the other I was gonna think more
[04:16] longitudinally maybe or I'm sorry latitudinally because probably one is
[04:20] more equipped for a colder climate hmm or maybe even just the north south of the
[04:27] Rockies you've got the equivalent of a mountain goat for buffalo mm-hmm cuz I feel
[04:34] like buffaloes are on a boat okay so right so the University of Colorado are
[04:42] the buffalo right that's their mascot so they buffalo must be roaming around that
[04:47] range so Howard University are the bison and I know there's a couple
[04:56] awesome bison statute there's like an awesome bridge and DC I forget which
[05:01] bridge it is but that goes over the Potomac that has like bison on it so
[05:06] Howard Howard's in DC it's in DC okay hmm okay so maybe we killed the bison
[05:12] first and that's why we don't know anything about them and then we have to
[05:15] go through a little later but those still exist we killed a lot of them right
[05:20] but but I was just I saw one though out in New York too oh they're also in New
[05:26] York is that what you said well there's a city the city but that's a very very
[05:30] good point excellent point I would argue that's not a city because it's not
[05:34] livable in any meaningful human sense but I know what you mean it's a frozen
[05:42] house yeah shout out to our Buffalo listeners shout out go bills no yeah
[05:54] well it's a bill there was Buffalo bill that's also a good question Buffalo bill
[05:58] is probably a guy yeah I think he was out west and so how did he end up
[06:05] naming a team out east so I think I think Coalson do you have the same thing
[06:11] you think they're the same thing just different names okay because you because
[06:16] you your argument Jason is gonna be that they're very closely related and I get
[06:20] that I'm saying they're the same effing thing and we've just one of them had
[06:27] horns and we freaked out so I mean I was also going to make that argument
[06:32] what does that mean what have had horns and we freaked out I think we freaked out
[06:36] I think we were like oh my god that has horns which must be something else and so
[06:39] we need a bison yeah I mean now you're gonna get my annoying okay what makes a
[06:43] species a species thing is that it can't procreate with the other thing that's a
[06:46] species what's a bison and Buffalo produce another Buffalo or bison no I
[06:52] bet they buy some weird bastard thing we need to figure out it creates Buffalo
[06:56] bill okay hmm hmm and as we know from science of
[07:02] lambs it murders everything right I'm excited to know don't breathe in the
[07:05] Buffalo breed apparently a serial killer yeah all right the bison puts the lotion
[07:13] in the
[07:23] so are we it seems like we're split so Coalson's on team they're all the same
[07:29] he's just in he's just in with bison's have horns these buffaloes don't but
[07:37] you're saying they're the same but you're are you am I understand this right you
[07:41] think they're the same thing but the ones that have horns are called
[07:44] something else because we fucked up we I'm sorry that's that's not useful we
[07:50] panicked as a naming species and screwed it up okay I'm not gonna go with
[08:00] you on that okay also guessing we came up with as a white people came up with
[08:05] bison versus Buffalo in 1812 okay so even though the natives have yeah I'm
[08:17] gonna be yeah some differentiation going back to like the 17th century I'm
[08:22] just saying natives have had different ideation I'm saying white people have
[08:26] differentiated since the 17th century all right I'm going night I'm going 1812
[08:30] okay so in a Coalson esque twist everybody's great everybody wins according
[08:41] to the National Zoo old world true buffalo meaning Cape Buffalo and water
[08:49] buffalo are native to Africa and Asia what whereas bison are found in North
[08:54] America but we have mixed them up over the years so historians believe that
[09:01] early European explorers are to blame and they called usually the bison in
[09:08] North America Buffalo and then it's it's gone on this is like the yam thing
[09:19] yeah now bring Buffalo over and then it became a thing where now we have bison
[09:27] and Buffalo are we still calling bison Buffalo we are still calling bison
[09:34] so like so we never brought over the Colorado Buffalo is actually there's a
[09:39] bison but we could definitely I mean I feel like we could bring over I mean
[09:42] they'd look similar no I mean I feel like we could bring one over and they're
[09:45] gonna bang it out fine oh they definitely should bang it out and
[09:48] create some sort of weird you know Quasimodo type fluffy bison Buffalo
[09:57] hybrid I went with Quasimodo because he had a hump apparently the sentence
[10:07] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo is grammatically
[10:13] correct nailed it what now it's gonna take me a second to figure it out but
[10:24] so Buffalo can be a verb means and also a noun I guess wait what's the verb
[10:30] Buffalo is to Buffalo someone is to confuse or fluster a person okay so the
[10:38] buffalo can buffalo a buffalo right which could in turn buffalo another buffalo
[10:42] right and on and on and on okay for me to poop on I guess yeah if you get
[10:55] enough buffaloeing someone's got a poop sounds it sounds true there's there's the
[11:02] buffalo cow patty okay so okay the sentence Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
[11:11] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo really mean okay so it's Buffalo who live in Buffalo for
[11:19] example at the Buffalo Zoo yeah who are buffaloed in a unique way to Buffalo New
[11:29] York by other buffalo from Buffalo sure that sells buffalo so we we're using it
[11:37] as an adjective yeah potentially an adverb in there it's strong
[11:44] nice there was a gerund I think so do they both have horns yes we're on we
[11:54] everybody has ice and have shorts right short horns and then the Cape Buffalo
[11:59] have and water buffalo have horns that look like a handlebar mustache okay
[12:05] according to the male and female or is there sexual dichotomy there good
[12:10] question assuming there's sexual dichotomy but what you're saying to me is
[12:14] that's because you're a sexist I know I agree with that but what you're saying
[12:17] to me is that we don't have actual buffalo in North America correct there's
[12:24] the water buffalo that we're thinking of in Africa and then right and then
[12:30] something called the Cape Buffalo from yeah which looks like oh yeah we
[12:38] probably have called these things like a canoe or something are they that I like
[12:47] those dudes that's a water buffalo I mean it just got like a weird part yeah
[12:53] exactly yeah he's got a huge his horns look like hair yeah it looks like a hidey
[12:58] hair yeah that's what I was thinking I was thinking of a water buffalo but
[13:01] you're saying that that's water buffalo look very similar okay so what we've
[13:05] been doing by calling a buffalo nickel a buffalo nickel has been wrong the
[13:09] entire time it's actually a bison nickel yep so I like we're breaking America
[13:18] right now I think I like I like this article from Britannica said it's not
[13:25] difficult to distinguish between the buffalo and the bison if you focus on
[13:30] the three H's home hump and horn yep that's how I date is that on your
[13:41] profile not yet it will be by the time this goes to air and also this song the
[13:54] home on the range the Buffalo don't even roam here right hmm yeah that is
[13:58] messed up huh so it's the bison yeah so they are not closely related
[14:07] apparently which is weird that is weird see I see I thought I thought we were
[14:12] gonna come out of this where Jason was like look it's like the llama in the
[14:16] alpaca stop being an idiot they're closely related they're whatever and
[14:21] what we learned is they're not closely related at all they're different animals
[14:27] and one is from Africa and the white people just named the bison buffalo yep
[14:35] okay and so there are no buffalo in North America correct those are bison and
[14:43] their horns are typically sharp and short and they're not as humpy not in
[14:49] the sex sense in the neck I feel like some bison are super humpy I mean they
[14:55] wouldn't be American otherwise that's right
[14:59] they got that American sex track okay so and the reasoning is to allow the head
[15:06] to function as a plow sweet sweeping away drifts of snow in the winter oh okay
[15:12] sure that's not what I thought that was for I thought I was for killing I think
[15:17] they also yeah fight oh also for killing okay as long as it's also for
[15:22] killing very American don't mess with a frickin bull moose they're frickin huge
[15:33] I mean most people have seen a bull moose no matter I don't know how many people
[15:37] they're listening have seen it it's a massive and so what I'm saying is also
[15:41] probably don't mess with the bison I guess is the story that I'm telling
[15:44] definitely which which animals do you recommend we mess with I mean the small
[15:49] ones okay I was yeah chihuahua's rabbits squirrels things that can't hurt you
[15:57] really like records oh no I mean they will claw your eyes out