Unless You're a Porn Star

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[00:19] Okay, lastly this show
[00:23] We're gonna do an under Google Bulls Coalson. Do you have an under Google? Even wandering through?
[00:30] the woods of Appalachia for a few days certainly you have
[00:35] Wanted to Google things but haven't had access to the internet. So
[00:40] So now we can do it for you
[00:42] That that's true. I've got a barrage of them stuff that you wonder when you're wandering around in the wilderness
[00:47] So if you get sure if you get bit by a snake
[00:51] Right poisonous snake you're supposed to the person supposed to suck out the poison. I don't think that's a thing
[00:58] Yeah, no, that's a thing, right? So
[01:04] Doesn't matter I don't think that doesn't anything
[01:07] Okay, I think once again your best course of action is to get to a medical treatment center right as fast
[01:13] I mean if you really get bit by something nasty a tourniquet is a better option than trying to suck out the poison
[01:19] That's exactly right because the poisons already in the bloodstream. Like if you catch it fast enough and suck some out
[01:24] Like are you helping at all? I?
[01:26] Don't think so. I think that the precious minutes that you would waste trying to suck the poison out or better spent. Yeah
[01:34] moving towards
[01:36] Civilization, I mean unless you're a porn star your heart is more powerful than your suction. So
[01:41] right, okay
[01:44] Fair enough
[01:46] Also, I wondered if you did suck it out could did this does the saliva
[01:51] Deaden the poison or could you actually get poison from sucking out the poison?
[01:58] Well the latter
[02:00] You could but you're also like throwing that, you know
[02:04] chemo or neurotoxin and
[02:06] acid so
[02:09] And I'm spitting it out. I'm not swallowing it
[02:13] Well, you would definitely be swallowing at least some of it
[02:17] Right sure some of it automatically but right. Yeah, and I think you know
[02:21] I I guess I don't know how that reacts with it with an acid in that digestive system, but I suspect that
[02:29] chemo or neurotoxin
[02:31] In order to be highly effective in low concentration
[02:36] Would need to be introduced in the blistering directly
[02:39] Yeah, are they because I think usually they're peptides. So they would just denature. Yes
[02:44] Yeah, and get chewed up and then in the digestive system. Yeah, I think that's right. So yeah Coalson go ahead and you know
[02:54] Get bit by a snake and then let Kyle suck the poison out and let us know what happens
[03:02] That way we don't need to google it we'll just
[03:04] Roll about feel next
[03:08] And and I'll be the control I'll like it bit by anything. All right. Well, I think that's it for us this episode
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[04:58] Now I did want to mention I forgot to mention last week we had done the under googles about
[05:09] One fell swoop and we decided was about beheadings and wondered if there were any beheadings in the Bible
[05:16] My parents both listen both listened to the pod and they were they were disappointed because
[05:23] clearly fortified
[05:24] John the Baptist was beheaded
[05:27] But but what's funny about it is that my parents I think were disappointed for different reasons
[05:32] Mom cuz she felt like I should have known that
[05:35] you know just from the my Bible knowledge and dad was upset that I had forgotten the
[05:41] trio of paintings
[05:43] By Carvaggio about the beheading of John the Baptist. So I also failed on my art history knowledge as well
[05:51] Mm-hmm. Yeah
[05:54] Yep without a doubt
[05:58] Far removed from high school
[06:03] Humanities we actually are and also for shaming Coalson. I mean we don't do it enough. So thanks. Thanks
[06:12] All right guys, I think they're shutting down the Starbucks I gotta get
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[06:21] That's right, that's a wrap