Das Peeps

[00:00] Gentlemen, I think it's time to move to a test of skill country.
[00:07] We're moving on to the next segment, the under Googleables, where we try to answer questions
[00:17] that may or may not have answers.
[00:31] We do an under Googleables.
[00:33] That was the play of Super Excited.
[00:35] You told us we had to.
[00:37] You said we signed up for it.
[00:40] In the end, it's going to be better and more true than Google can give you.
[01:13] I don't have that much time.
[01:14] We've got all the time in the world.
[01:16] All right.
[01:17] Ancient.
[01:18] The Hanging Gardens.
[01:19] Hanging Gardens.
[01:20] Okay.
[01:21] Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
[01:22] Check.
[01:23] The Pyramids.
[01:24] Pyramids of Giza.
[01:27] It's two.
[01:28] Isn't the...
[01:29] Some Mayan temple or something, right?
[01:32] No.
[01:33] No.
[01:34] Isn't the Athenian wall or the Greek wall one of them?
[01:39] The sea wall?
[01:41] The great now?
[01:42] The great Mexican wall?
[01:44] No.
[01:45] No.
[01:46] There's the...
[01:47] Okay.
[01:48] That's the modern one.
[01:49] Okay.
[01:50] Definitely the lighthouse.
[01:51] Ooh.
[01:52] Definitely the lighthouse.
[01:53] Oh, yeah.
[01:54] Yeah.
[01:55] Yeah.
[01:56] The lighthouse of Alexandria?
[01:57] Is that where it is?
[01:59] Yeah.
[02:00] Correct.
[02:01] Okay.
[02:02] Something like that.
[02:03] Yeah.
[02:04] Wasn't there...
[02:05] These are the only ones that are...
[02:06] The screw thing?
[02:07] Like the...
[02:08] Or was that at the Hanging Gardens where they had like a reverse screw that like moved
[02:13] the water?
[02:14] The artesian well.
[02:15] That's an artesian well.
[02:16] Okay.
[02:17] Okay.
[02:18] I think that was at the gardens, but I'm not sure.
[02:19] Okay.
[02:20] So we got three.
[02:21] It was the big guy that stood.
[02:22] Like, right?
[02:23] The big guy.
[02:24] Ah.
[02:25] What's that guy?
[02:26] That crumbled.
[02:27] Colossus.
[02:28] Colossus.
[02:29] The Colossus at Rhodes.
[02:30] Sure.
[02:31] Okay.
[02:32] That's four.
[02:33] Four or five.
[02:34] Joey?
[02:35] Mm.
[02:36] Oh, so you've definitely got...
[02:40] There's something with some Roman things right there.
[02:42] Is the Great Wall of China one?
[02:44] No.
[02:45] That's the modern.
[02:46] It seems like it should be.
[02:47] That's part of it.
[02:48] That is the modern.
[02:49] The pyramid...
[02:50] How is that modern?
[02:51] These are the only ones that are currently still standing.
[02:52] Right.
[02:53] That's helpful.
[02:54] Yes.
[02:55] That is.
[02:56] That's super helpful.
[02:57] There's a couple of Roman colosseums, right?
[02:58] Or temples.
[02:59] I think there's just one colosseum.
[03:01] Okay.
[03:02] What about the Tower of Babel?
[03:03] Well, I mean they...
[03:04] Yeah.
[03:05] That's from the Bible.
[03:07] Wasn't there a tower though?
[03:10] No.
[03:11] The Tower of Babelon?
[03:12] Tower of Babel?
[03:13] Can we do better with the seven wonders of the modern world?
[03:16] Okay.
[03:17] So we got four.
[03:18] Let's stick there.
[03:20] There's definitely a temple of something and a colosseum of something.
[03:25] Oh, it's a temple of doom.
[03:27] So let's say yes.
[03:29] So we got four for sure.
[03:30] And the Oakland Colosseum, I think.
[03:33] And the Tower of Sears.
[03:36] Okay.
[03:37] So what about the modern, the seven modern wonders of the world?
[03:45] So it's the Great Wall.
[03:47] Great Wall.
[03:48] We got the Great Wall.
[03:50] There's definitely like an Aztec or Mayan temple is one of them.
[03:54] I don't know what the name of it is.
[03:56] Is that like a ziggurat?
[03:58] Yes.
[03:59] It's a very large ziggurat.
[04:00] Yeah.
[04:01] Okay.
[04:02] I could use a ziggurat about now, you know what I'm saying?
[04:04] I thought you quit.
[04:07] Yeah.
[04:08] So, you know, but it would be really nice.
[04:11] I'm sacrificing humans this morning.
[04:14] So we got the Great Wall and some sort of Mayan temple.
[04:19] Is the Christ Del Rio in Brazil?
[04:21] Yes.
[04:22] That is definitely one.
[04:23] Sure.
[04:24] For sure.
[04:25] So that's three.
[04:26] The Grand Canyon?
[04:27] No.
[04:28] Wait.
[04:29] How is that a modern?
[04:30] It's got to be a man-made thing.
[04:31] Yeah.
[04:32] Yeah.
[04:33] That's a modern.
[04:34] That can't be modern.
[04:35] That's older than anything.
[04:36] It was on the list.
[04:37] What about vote on?
[04:38] I don't know if it made it.
[04:39] Eiffel Tower.
[04:40] Did you make it?
[04:43] No.
[04:44] Maybe.
[04:45] No.
[04:46] I don't know.
[04:47] I don't know.
[04:48] Put that on our short list.
[04:49] That's a short list.
[04:50] I don't have anything better.
[04:53] Oh, man.
[04:54] There's got to be.
[04:55] We know more modern, amazing things than this.
[04:59] Big Ben.
[05:00] I mean.
[05:01] Is that a wonder of the world?
[05:02] Look, ISS.
[05:03] I'm pretty sure ISS is not on the list, but it should be.
[05:08] Yeah.
[05:09] The Hubble.
[05:10] Thank you.
[05:11] Anniversary gifts.
[05:12] In India.
[05:13] Wait.
[05:14] Are you just cheating right now?
[05:15] Is that what's going on?
[05:16] What?
[05:17] Oh.
[05:18] Taj Mahal.
[05:19] Yeah.
[05:20] That Taj Mahal is definitely one.
[05:21] Okay.
[05:22] Yeah.
[05:25] He said India.
[05:26] I got that.
[05:27] I got that one.
[05:28] Four.
[05:29] That's four.
[05:30] So we can get four of each.
[05:31] Dude, the whole point is not to go crazy.
[05:32] We can get four of each.
[05:34] Okay.
[05:35] Anybody else?
[05:36] Anybody got anything?
[05:37] Could we do better than four of each?
[05:39] Nope.
[05:43] Okay.
[05:44] You ready?
[05:45] Yep.
[05:46] Ready.
[05:47] Okay.
[05:48] Hold on, Wikipedia.
[05:49] Seven wonders of the ancient world.
[05:52] Great Pyramid of Giza.
[05:54] Yes.
[05:55] Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
[05:57] Okay.
[05:59] Colossus of Rhodes.
[06:00] Yep.
[06:01] Lighthouse of Alexandria.
[06:02] Well done, team.
[06:05] Temple of Artemis.
[06:06] See, we said temple of something.
[06:09] That is a temple of something.
[06:10] It's true.
[06:11] Sure.
[06:12] Can you tell me who Artemis is, John?
[06:13] I think he's the god of love.
[06:16] How about the goddess of the hunt?
[06:18] Okay.
[06:20] There you go.
[06:21] Is that Ares, who's the god of love?
[06:24] That's war, bro, but kind of the same thing.
[06:27] Aphrodite.
[06:28] The way that I do it.
[06:29] Okay, so you have the temple of Artemis, and then there's the statue of Zeus at Olympia.
[06:36] I've never heard of that.
[06:38] Okay.
[06:39] Which was destroyed by Constantinople.
[06:42] And then the mausoleum at Halicarnassus.
[06:47] Yeah, that actually...
[06:49] I would have never come up with that, but...
[06:51] Who would make a mausoleum of something to wonder?
[06:54] Who makes this list?
[06:56] Who's in charge of the...
[06:57] The peeps.
[06:58] The peeps.
[06:59] The peeps.
[07:00] Das peeps.
[07:01] Okay.
[07:02] Are you ready for the modern world?
[07:03] Modern world?
[07:04] Yeah.
[07:05] Okay.
[07:06] The Great Pyramid of Giza gets honorary status.
[07:08] No, that doesn't count.
[07:09] That's not one of the seven, is it?
[07:11] Yes.
[07:12] No, it's not.
[07:13] Okay, good.
[07:14] It's not.
[07:15] The Great Wall of China.
[07:16] Yeah.
[07:17] The Great Wall.
[07:18] Sure.
[07:19] The Colosseum.
[07:20] Did we mention that?
[07:21] Taj Mahal.
[07:22] Wait.
[07:23] Hold on, though.
[07:24] The Colosseum?
[07:25] How is that a modern wonder if the lighthouse at Alexander and Halicarnassus, like all these
[07:30] other Roman things are ancient?
[07:33] Because it still exists.
[07:34] Mm.
[07:35] Yeah.
[07:36] But shouldn't it be by when it's built?
[07:37] No, it's based upon if it's still standing when they make the list.
[07:41] But you just told me that there was an ancient wonder that still exists.
[07:46] Well, because the Colosseum was a part of the ancient seven wonders.
[07:50] Right.
[07:51] It was the pyramids.
[07:52] Yeah.
[07:53] That was the only one that still exists.
[07:55] That's why it gets honorary status.
[07:57] That's why it's honorary in the modern?
[07:58] Yes.
[07:59] Because it still exists.
[08:00] I see.
[08:01] And by the way, the Colosseum is still there, just for the record.
[08:03] Well, that's why it's on the list.
[08:06] That's why it's modern.
[08:08] But they had to restore it to get it there because it was only half standing.
[08:12] So I'm just saying I'm arguing with these rationales.
[08:15] Okay.
[08:16] Okay.
[08:17] Simmerdow.
[08:18] Okay.
[08:19] So we got Great Wall of China, Colosseum, Taj Mahal, Christ the Redeemer, Petra in Georgia.
[08:27] Don't even know what that is.
[08:29] It's like a...
[08:30] Oh, I know it.
[08:31] Oh, those are the old things in the cliffs.
[08:32] Mountain, basically.
[08:33] Those big carvings, right?
[08:34] It's pretty cool.
[08:35] Like in Transformers.
[08:36] Come on.
[08:37] Chichen Itza.
[08:38] That was the ziggurat I was thinking of, which is in Yucatan, Mexico.
[08:43] Okay.
[08:44] Machu Picchu.
[08:45] No.
[08:46] We should have come up with Machu Picchu.
[08:48] So you have both of them.
[08:49] Mica and Aztec.
[08:50] If Petra makes it, why not Mount Rushmore?
[08:52] Mm.
[08:53] Because no one likes Americans.
[08:54] Yeah.
[08:55] Eiffel Tower and Mount Rushmore.
[08:56] Everybody loves Jordanians.
[08:57] Because that shit's old and it's still there.
[09:03] Okay.
[09:04] Wow.
[09:05] So between the five of us, we could come up with eight of the possible 14 answers.
[09:10] That's better than 50%.
[09:11] There you go.
[09:12] That's a better shooting average than your boy, Lavoie Allen.
[09:14] Ooh.
[09:15] Ooh.
[09:16] Shots fired.
[09:17] Cut to Lavoie Allen.
[09:18] But not accurately.
[09:19] What did I do except have a birthday and score 18 points?